Funny Wedding Invitation Verses Funny Wedding Invitation Verses?? Got ANY???

Funny wedding invitation verses?? Got ANY??? - funny wedding invitation verses

We got married in Las Vegas. We send invitations to show a little of our personality. We both love a lot of 80's rock tattoo, as motercycles and cocktails. (no, not white trash, or professionals in the late 30s). Any ideas would be great! Thanks in advance!